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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii guys!!
I am like sooooo happy you found my little tree here! Climb on up and let's have some fuuuuuuunnnnnn! I love company!
What's there to say, I'm just a lovable millennial gal trying to make my mark. I'm a simple fun loving Jewish girl with an eye out for, who knows, maybe a little love! You may have seen me in ads for Burger King, Paltalk Brand Tampons and Full Moon Love Line 1-967-EAGER. I am a big hit on Paltalk, the famous Nuppers Squirrels, and love hanging with my friends in Ageless' "Spirituality" Asian chatroom!

My Likes:
Squirrels
Boys
Getting a little kinky under the sheets
Getting a little kinky under the tree branches
Chat
My girlfriends!
Slumber parties
Making love
Atheists
Bill Maher
Guys who can read Hebrew
Showing off my sexy body in the summertime
Climbing trees
Picnics in the park
Chocolate!
Nuts
Hebrew National frankfurters with extra mustard
Burger King TM
Capitalism
Shopping
The Grand Old Party
Hugs in the rain
Walks in the sunshine
Talking to my hell phone
Elephants
Burt from Chat (he makes me weak!)
Hot and rich Mormons like Mitt Romney (I LOVE YOU MITT!)
Joseph Smith
The Angel Moroni
Hot right wing extremists like Paul Ryan (sooooo dreamy!! I'll read Ayn Rand with that boy any day!)
Anton LaVey (those goat eyes just hypnotize me every time! what's a girl to do??)
Making out with chicks (sometimes)
Skinnydipping with hot college guys
Getting a little kinky under the water

My Dislikes:
 Chat
Democrats
John Kerry (stop making me pay taxes you meanie!)
Food that makes my ass fat
Guys who don't call me back 
Guys who do call me back
Christians
Burt from Chat (he makes me weak THE BASTARD!)
Sexy Latin Catholics like Simon
God
Barack Obama (you beat my boys Mitt and Paul you durn punk!)
Joe Biden
Jospeh Stalin (although his moustache makes me swoon!)
The Bible
Coffee
Non-Mormons
William Schnoebelen
I hope you enjoy your stay here. Please don't be shy, say hey to me on Paltalk, I look forward to talking with you, about religion, politics, Far Eastern gooks, whatever, but I probably won't add you to my list unless you're A) Rich B) Hebrew or preferably C) Both. Please root for me and my career. I really believe I will make it to the top of Hollywood. Call me Steven Spielberg!
BURT'S CORNER:
Hi Nuppers, I hope you take this in stride, it's all in good fun, you know I love you, Hebrew honey! Now give me a big kiss before I score a "whiter" chick!!